fernsandtales:

🐱 Work in progress. Made a little bunch of these needle booksies last weeek, still need to upload to etsy. Happy with these colour palettes.

[etsy]

almost-correct-quotes:

fiftyshadesofgay:

POLL TIME BABY

How heavy of a sleeper are you?

Very Light: bags, paper, or curtains flapping wakes me up.

Kinda Light: doors squeaking, normal foot steps, or rain wakes me up.

Average: knocks, phone calls, clock or car alarms wake me up.

Kinda Heavy: I sleep through 2+ alarms, and multiple phone calls.

Very Heavy: I sleep through fire alarms, sirens, and a nuclear attack.

See Results

Tell me in the tags if you’d like!

tumbwr:

tatzelwurming:

just found a pile of fresh grapes on some paving stones in the middle of woods because, you guessed it, god loves me the most and wants me to prosper over others

​animals before being captured

transgenderization:

Uh oh! The Oracle has killed herself rather than face the future she foresaw. Market analysts are speculating this may be bad for the economy

civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

spacedoutsheepy:

angelicguy:

Imo smosh fell off

orcs at the top of a very tall watchtower

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

fefairys:

had a dream that someone made a homestuck plugin that let you see the characters going about their lives outside of the events of the comic and i had to recreate this image

i hate t o do this on an actual honest-to-god homestuck post but

this happened in homestuck

Anonymous —

bloodless wretch

jame7t:

reemotions:

jame7t:

Not even true I nicked myself with the razor this morning and I’m soo bloodful it is a disaster rn

posts that remind me of my leg wound

posts that remind me of your leg wound

stars-and-soda:

postdespair:

Anonymous —

how do you become so well read?

decayalectical-deactivated20230:

by reading